stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

posted 1 hour ago with 17,049 notes via queermarauders ( source stagdogwolfandrat )

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

posted 2 hours ago with 165,848 notes via soulless-and-i-like-it ( source motherfuckingdragonsyo )

On the stroke of tweleve, the spell will be broken, and everything will be as it was before.

posted 3 hours ago with 2,880 notes via carrietheseawitch ( source adisneysworld )

PHOTOS: Missing UVA student Hannah Elizabeth Graham

ohmysmokeythebear:

ohmysmokeythebear:

PLEASE spread this around!

New info: http://m.wdbj7.com/news/charlottesville-police-searching-for-university-of-virginia-student/28064644

posted 4 hours ago with 97 notes via ohmysmokeythebear

glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

posted 5 hours ago with 29,114 notes via tbhlou ( source glmrk-lls )

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

posted 6 hours ago with 49,709 notes via musical-thoughts ( source befriendment )

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

posted 7 hours ago with 110,809 notes via musical-thoughts ( source unfollower )

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

posted 14 hours ago with 39,236 notes via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife ( source sixsteen )

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

posted 14 hours ago with 619,319 notes via wahba-phet ( source egg-rolls )
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