Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
1. MARAUDERS bc Sirius. Also bc Sirius/Remus
3. Maybe not chills but I saw 6 in theaters and I legitimately screamed when the hand came out of the water and my friends laughed at me
5. Hmmmm I love hermione but luna has a special place in my heart…Hermione tho
7. Sirius is now living in Hawaii he’s not dead he was just teleported to Hawaii and he’s been there ever since. Harry writes, and visits with the kids sometimes.
9. TV SERIES ON THE MARAUDERS. I WOULD SELL MY LEFT LEG FOR THAT SHOW.
11. A very small monkey or a very fat penguin
13. GUESS also Fred :(
15. I’m fine with it being canon (albus severus’ name excepted) but writing wise it probably would’ve been best to leave it out
17. Nah son
"the best 52 seconds in film history"ITS BACK
whY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
19. My two big draws in the real world are children and politics, but I’m pretty sure I’d be muggleborn and I’d still be pretty politically inclined but since I didn’t grow up in the wizarding world I wouldn’t know as much about their politics so I would maybe do muggle politics as well as maybe muggle/wizard relations?? BUT id be so enthralled with magic and i would learn all sorts of fun things to amuse myself with it and so i would probably volunteer doing something to entertain kids (maybe sick kids at st. Mungos?) so I’d have an excuse to entertain myself in the process.
20. Five and Three are both up there but five wins out - they’re the ones with the most Sirius in them, so
when someone insults you and your friend backs you up
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
so Richard Dawkins is making a hierarchy of rape & pedophilia on his twitter, where he classifies “islamic rape” as the worst, and date rape is “mild”. Accuses anyone who is angry of not being “logical” and being too emotional, compares date rape to stealing 1£. i cannot wait to dance on his grave.