this tour is gonna give me gray hair and a heart attack i just know it quick gimme some wine




larrycoincidences:

how is harry going to pretend strong isn’t about him

tagged as: louisandharry;  1d;  



tomlinfox:

STRONG 

HAPPILY 

tagged as: i need a drink;  wwa;  1d;  



veryplatoniccircunstances:

She’s hope and he knows it. 

tagged as: olicity;  arrow;  



jasmine (aladdin) style

tagged as: fashion;  disney;  jasmine;  aladdin;  



GUYS MICHAEL SOCHA IS LISTED FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF OUAT

willlscarlet:

image

tagged as: LOUD SCREECHING;  OUAT;  



girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
tagged as: hahahahahaha;  text;  



rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested




headdeskben:

MY FAVOURITE POST EVER




helveticake:

i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

tagged as: ahahahaha;  game of thrones;  



thelordofgifts:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE

tagged as: I'M CRYING;  captain america;  



You’re a lesbian?

tagged as: shameless;  she's so pretty;  



kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO




clinttbarton:

i fucking love whenever people are like “how would steve rogers react to the fact that people now curse and talk about sex?”

yo

he grew up as a poor orphan in Brooklyn and joined the fucking army i think he’s got that shit covered 





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captainarlert:

blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

I never get tired of this song.

tagged as: audio;  

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