10 days after I turned 8, got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed.

AndIjuststoodthereuntilthefiredepartmentcameandbrokethelockwithacrowbarandthenIhadtospendthenext6weeksinliprehabwiththiskidnamedOscarwhogotstungbyabeerightonthelipandwecouldn’teventalktoeachotheruntilthe5thweekbecausebothofourlipsweresoswollenandwhenhedidstartspeakingheonlyspokepolishandIonlyknewlike3wordsinPolishexceptnowIknow4cuzOscartaughtmethewordforlip. Eusta!


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